I feel like he could make my pussy pop both literally and figuratively. 

Thomas Pentz

I feel like he could make my pussy pop both literally and figuratively. 

Thomas Pentz

I can feel him undressing me with his eyes THROUGH THE COMPUTER. 

Patrick Grant

I can feel him undressing me with his eyes THROUGH THE COMPUTER. 

Patrick Grant

Ideally, he’d be a non-murdering version of his character from Funny Games in bed, but I guess I could settle for the normal him, too. 

Michael Pitt

Ideally, he’d be a non-murdering version of his character from Funny Games in bed, but I guess I could settle for the normal him, too. 

Michael Pitt

Yeah, yeah, he’s a douchebag, but I could Annie Hall his ass and he wouldn’t care! He’d probably even supply some bombass weed.

John Mayer

Yeah, yeah, he’s a douchebag, but I could Annie Hall his ass and he wouldn’t care! He’d probably even supply some bombass weed.

John Mayer

In addition to being ridiculously ugly-hot, he’s married to Monica Bellucci. THREESOME!

Vincent Cassel

In addition to being ridiculously ugly-hot, he’s married to Monica Bellucci. THREESOME!

Vincent Cassel

Okay, I know that Chris isn’t actually like his lovable but ridiculously dumb character on Parks and Rec, but a girl can dream! I’ve always wanted to fuck a man with a motorcycle.

Chris Pratt

Okay, I know that Chris isn’t actually like his lovable but ridiculously dumb character on Parks and Rec, but a girl can dream! I’ve always wanted to fuck a man with a motorcycle.

Chris Pratt

This is why I want to fuck him.
Stephen Dorff

This is why I want to fuck him.

Stephen Dorff

The sex probably wouldn’t be mind blowing, but I bet he’d pay for the morning after pill if I asked.

Chris Messina

The sex probably wouldn’t be mind blowing, but I bet he’d pay for the morning after pill if I asked.

Chris Messina

I’ve always dreamed of participating in a conjugal visit, and I think Julian is my ticket. Sure, he hasn’t been arrested yet, but in addition to the WikiLeak charges that are sure to come, Julian is also wanted for sex crimes! My kind of man.

Julian Assange

I’ve always dreamed of participating in a conjugal visit, and I think Julian is my ticket. Sure, he hasn’t been arrested yet, but in addition to the WikiLeak charges that are sure to come, Julian is also wanted for sex crimes! My kind of man.

Julian Assange

You can add a “wo,” to the name of this blog because all I want to do is fuck her on the dance floor.

Kylie Minogue 

You can add a “wo,” to the name of this blog because all I want to do is fuck her on the dance floor.

Kylie Minogue