I feel like he could make my pussy pop both literally and figuratively.
I can feel him undressing me with his eyes THROUGH THE COMPUTER.
Ideally, he’d be a non-murdering version of his character from Funny Games in bed, but I guess I could settle for the normal him, too.
Yeah, yeah, he’s a douchebag, but I could Annie Hall his ass and he wouldn’t care! He’d probably even supply some bombass weed.
In addition to being ridiculously ugly-hot, he’s married to Monica Bellucci. THREESOME!
Okay, I know that Chris isn’t actually like his lovable but ridiculously dumb character on Parks and Rec, but a girl can dream! I’ve always wanted to fuck a man with a motorcycle.
This is why I want to fuck him.
The sex probably wouldn’t be mind blowing, but I bet he’d pay for the morning after pill if I asked.
I’ve always dreamed of participating in a conjugal visit, and I think Julian is my ticket. Sure, he hasn’t been arrested yet, but in addition to the WikiLeak charges that are sure to come, Julian is also wanted for sex crimes! My kind of man.
You can add a “wo,” to the name of this blog because all I want to do is fuck her on the dance floor.